G.P.S.
***in LA***
mom: grandma's going to carpool with you, ok?
grandma: do you know how to get us home?
me: give me directions and we'll get us there
***moments later***
grandma: SPEED UP! SPEED UP!!!
grandma: TURN HERE! NOW! NOW!!!
grandma: STOP! STOP AT THE READ LIGHT!!!
grandma: WATCH OUT FOR THE COP! DON'T BUMP INTO HIM!!
grandma: SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!!!
grandma: TO YOUR LEFT! YOUR LEFT NOW!!!
grandma: RUN THROUGH IT! RUN THROUGH THE LIGHT!!!
***at grandma's house***
grandma: well, i'm glad you drive well just like me. ^_^
me: [are you fucking kiddin' me?!?!?!]
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